hvliday:

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

slipthot666:

dragmaniarpdr:

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bodytothefifthpower:

✨Drag Race Season 11 Finale Pink Carpet✨

yeahimpussybitch:

oddlyaquaria:

we’ve decided to stan even harder

she really was warning us very very loudly but we weren’t trying to really listen

piratefixy:

infestedinside:

nerd-arcana:

thenixkat:

phony-time-traveler:

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

Neville has, on multiple occasions, used legal loopholes as well as lots of money to endanger and inconvenience the main characters. In short, he is literally indistinguishable from Lex Luthor

Or like that time when they discovered the frozen head of this TV studio’s dead owner and took photos to blackmail the company

Or when Sam created a sweatshop with 9 year olds working in it and only fed them horse food

Or when Neville made it seem like Carly had attacked an elderly lady so her granddaughter (a female kickboxing champ) would beat Carly’s ass

Yeah, this show was really fucked up….

That time they were stranded in Japan because they went there for the iWeb awards and their rivals didn’t want to risk losing to them.

Or the fact that they literally had to skydive into Japan from a plane filled with caged possums.

Or when Spencer and Freddie’s mom were bound to some massage tables with Seeweed, and Spencer ate his way through the Seeweed

That show was a fucking ride and I love it.

khaleesinick:

angry-b3anp0le:

all the touch starved gays say hey

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exeggcute:

gwen stefani was right. this shit IS bananas